Wednesday, April 20, 2005

 

If you use either of these phrases you're a cunty liar or retarded; postmodern people, expropriation.


There was a convivial duck
Whom socially down on his luck
Said I'm bound by these morals
But I'm ace with the orals
So we must sixty-nine first then fuck

mp3s-
Gravediggaz- Defective Trip(Trippin')
Schneider TM- Reality Check and Frogtoise
Prefuse 73- Detchibe
Barry White- It's Ecstasy When You Lay Down Next To Me

Thursday, April 14, 2005

 

RHETORICPIG aka Sheetcha Dross aka Le Sportif Naste aka The White Devil


mp3s: Go Junior, Go Senior-Junior Senior
Mucha Muchacha-Jose Esquivel
Hell Is For Children-Pat Benatar
Verbal-Amon Tobin

When REM hits do ya' get bits of baby-slice sacrifice
And not mind? Do you happily find
Harried mercenary missions in dream frissons?

Then holla at the moon!

My Kalishnakov's sawn-off
And I run on all fours.

Holla at the sun,
Look it dead in the eye and deaden your eye.

My Kalishnakov's busted an' broke,
But 'tis true,
That when I can walk when I dream,
That I lope.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

 

Like a bone, my skinny ends in the middle.

mp3s
Maxine- Ghostface Killah
The Distorted C (All We Want)- Fun-Da-Mental
White Boy(Dance Mix)- Culture Club-"you're white, dance like an enemy"
Loaded- Primal Scream

I'm taking a teaching social studies class. That abbreviates to SS. As does Social Security. SS. Lest we forget the Schutzstaffel, the bad SS.

Today's 'ess-ess' is of the personal retirement type. But quick, here we go. Social Security is about 6.5 percent of payroll taxes. Bush and Dick say 'we are only proposing an allocation of 4.2 percent of that 6.5.' Note the unambiguous 'only'. 4.2 percent of 6.5 percent is point 273 percent, that is a number belonging in a sentence modified with the word 'only'. On the other hand what percent is the '4.2 percent of that 6.5'? Approximately 65%, a number which would make the above 'only' statement the most bald-faced, disingenuous, and fucking wrong piece of shit on ice.

I... wonder, wonder... who-ooo, who wrote The Book of Love.

That's hexod's pic of a Hollywood standard. Here's to each and every person who has eaten one of those while waiting in line for a club and an hour later wondered if they ate dog. No, really, they're delicious.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

 

I'll cut off an ear so's you listen better.

mp3s- Sunshowers- new M.I.A.
N.Y. Electric (Hunter interlude)- Aesop Rock
Sexy Plexi- Jack Johnson
La Reina Del Baile- ABBA

My precision's an incision made with a spoon, sharpened to shear atoms on the floor of this room.
Or not.
An incision's an incision. That's my notion of affective precision. A decision's a decision, effective or not.

The painting is 'The Raspberry Tree' by Omar Rayyan.

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