Sunday, October 31, 2004
It started as a joke and it was pretty funny 'til it turned deadly serious.
First, from the fiftyseventh or eighth state of America, Iraq we have Skran Flaves Cheikh Sund System with their freestylin' Check Ca. Then we have the aptly named Hugh Manatee with his epic The Special Olympics. I warned you. Mr. Manatee promises us a rendition of his nostalgic interpretation of where is The Broadcast Energy Transmitter. Finally what you came for, all the way from Luxembourg, a bunch of braindead apes- two chimps and a mangy gorilla-Luxus performing their feces-pitching extravaganza Sunken Sailor (what shall we do with the). I hope all you clean white people brought the plastic sheeting.
Really, sorry.
Dj Prince doesn't suck. His rhetoric may, but not his vinyl artistry.
James brown can work it out-beatles v james b
Hey, we will rock you-outkast v queen
Pump up the volume lesson 7
Return of the sexy eyes-dr hook v mark morrisen
And no, no Iron Maiden for you today
Ding dong. Trick 'r treat. 9 screams, 7 laughs, a gasp, and a slurp.
Scream, scream, laugh, scream, laugh, scream, laugh, laugh, scream, gasp, scream, laugh, scream, scream, laugh, scream, laugh, slurp.
That's Albert Fish serial murderer. He sampled EVERY flavor in the Whitman's sampler of perversion. The least of which was having his grandchildren shove pins in his ass. He really did short-circuit the electric chair.
That's Albert Fish serial murderer. He sampled EVERY flavor in the Whitman's sampler of perversion. The least of which was having his grandchildren shove pins in his ass. He really did short-circuit the electric chair.
Happy halloween pardners.
from us-half scratched-Dj cue
from portugal-breakdance mega mix(short(yea only 13 minutes))-Djzleite
That last one is not the best executed but given the subject matter one takes what one can get.
Boo!
Dirty beats for dirty (I can't say that, I don't know you). If you are dirty, enjoy.
from Austria the Waxos vs. Dj furrypile-Waxolutionistas
Italy U make me scratch-Dj BOoPheRa
Fresh tales-Dj color
Masterblaste(original jam mix)-Iskra krew
Not perfect but better than most.
Oh, and about the pickle. No one has had any info as of yet on the bright blue relish.
Saturday, October 30, 2004
Vocoder, vocoder, where for art thou vocoder?
R.O.T.D.J. radio-Dj shortfuse
Megarats-Nacone
Super/stupid rapper-Grip grand
My goodness I like that picture of the happy moshboy. Credits to Ziboy. Whoever that is. Oh yeah, bombhiphopdotcom for these wheels of cheese.
Why do you hate Jesus's love? Jusus es el hombre.
Here, you'll like this. It's weird, recent, and some of it's more downtempo than I'm partial towards.
We are seven-Whitelodge
Musique plastique-EKUL B. there's an umlat in there
Varuna Swing-Earth Monkey
Ideal Home-The Legendary Pink Dots
I think I can tell if somethin's good even if I don't like it. Music ala Bectalactamring Records.
Nina Hagen, please come over to my house.
Lift your head up high(and blow your brains out)
Shut up
Fire water burn
Long live the Great White Rapper.
Friday, October 29, 2004
Gloria Allred (noted feminist attorney and gadfly) on politics, "At this level, it really is a bloodsport."
acrostic smoothness
anthem
we clubbin up in this mother
That GA quote is from the Schwarzenegger/Davis recall. I am so glad I have a governor that looks like that. Really.
Extra goodies for your trick or treat bag.
reversespeech
Hans Blix-I'm the weapon man
Thursday, October 28, 2004
News break! London Times has pix of Bush eating babies! Color! Kerry said to be 'very concerned', but that he has yet to see the photos.
You Feller-The Latter
Minnie the moocher-Cab Calloway
sledgehammer theme
gun sounds-nobody likes violence but everybody likes fake violence
shotgun 9 mm colt 45 .44 luger
others-
nice sound found listed as wrong answer
school bell
Minnie the moocher-Cab Calloway
sledgehammer theme
gun sounds-nobody likes violence but everybody likes fake violence
shotgun 9 mm colt 45 .44 luger
others-
nice sound found listed as wrong answer
school bell
!!50cent feat. Sneaky Pete!!
I Wish I Was Dead-The Ghoultones
Believe It or Not- Greatest American Hero theme, my favorite.
Bo Diddley midi-crap
And yes, that is a man in that gator, I had to get rid of the picture, sorry. Complain, that's what the little comment thing is for.
The first two are a bit slow.
Attention, rich Wesley Willis mp3 vein uncovered.
Wesley is dead. Rest in Peace.
I whipped spiderman's ass
My mother smokes crack rocks
reversespeech
Donald Rumsfeld-singing the army rap
I whipped spiderman's ass
My mother smokes crack rocks
reversespeech
Donald Rumsfeld-singing the army rap
"At night when it's just us in the office, it's Colon and Dick." Colin Powell on his relationship with Dick Cheney.
So much junk.mp3
Glorious day
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f*** my sister.
hyenas
Bosom Buddies theme
I think I need a bigger box.
man and woman sighing
Devo midi-Working in a Coalmine(wack)
Glorious day
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f*** my sister.
hyenas
Bosom Buddies theme
I think I need a bigger box.
man and woman sighing
Devo midi-Working in a Coalmine(wack)
I saw so many bad Halloween costumes while looking for this photo.(reblog)
mp3- The Immortal Lee County Killers-Killer 45
Silver Spoons-theme song
geese
So, yeah I looked at +600 pix before I found one I barely liked. And 400 of them were guys with fat shaved heads with goatees wearing red horns, or even worse, skinny guys with bleached hair, with lots of kohl around the eyes and shimmery yellow capes. Don't believe me? Click on my 'googleimages' link in the margin, type in 'satan'. You'll see.
This is nice though. I'd like a little black beetle to crawl out of his mouth.
Hmm, do you think it would hurt your head if you made that face for upwards of an hour?
Silver Spoons-theme song
geese
So, yeah I looked at +600 pix before I found one I barely liked. And 400 of them were guys with fat shaved heads with goatees wearing red horns, or even worse, skinny guys with bleached hair, with lots of kohl around the eyes and shimmery yellow capes. Don't believe me? Click on my 'googleimages' link in the margin, type in 'satan'. You'll see.
This is nice though. I'd like a little black beetle to crawl out of his mouth.
Hmm, do you think it would hurt your head if you made that face for upwards of an hour?
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
I wanted The Bar-Kays' Touchtone. What I got are phone sounds.
The Voice-Jane Barbe
Ivory Coast-Not In Service
Kasachstan-Number you have dialed is non-existent. a man's voice in Kazah and a woman's voice in Russian
Nice vintage phone sounds compilation or something
[so, I got these two hotdogs today, and the guy slathered 'em with relish. The relish was neon menthol blue-green, more blue than green. I scraped it off, I could have handled a nice mauve or a puce or a cricket green or even a cadet blue but not what I got. Has anyone ever heard of such a thing?
Ivory Coast-Not In Service
Kasachstan-Number you have dialed is non-existent. a man's voice in Kazah and a woman's voice in Russian
Nice vintage phone sounds compilation or something
[so, I got these two hotdogs today, and the guy slathered 'em with relish. The relish was neon menthol blue-green, more blue than green. I scraped it off, I could have handled a nice mauve or a puce or a cricket green or even a cadet blue but not what I got. Has anyone ever heard of such a thing?
1910 fruitgum company!!(bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum)
Yeah, 1910 Fruitgum Company. Kasenetz-Katz Super Circus here we come.
Goody goody gumdrops
Simple simon says
1, 2, 3 redlight
May i take a giant step
Yes, these are current recordings, and yes, the guys look idiotic. Once again, YOU, off my back.
Goody goody gumdrops
Simple simon says
1, 2, 3 redlight
May i take a giant step
Yes, these are current recordings, and yes, the guys look idiotic. Once again, YOU, off my back.
What is this! A stinkin' calliope?
midi mayhem-full of midi-goodness (note. midi-goodness is not necessarily 'good')
baby elephant walk
peanuts theme
tijuana taxi
spanish flea-the site has this song listed as spainsh flea
baby elephant walk
peanuts theme
tijuana taxi
spanish flea-the site has this song listed as spainsh flea
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
"I can squeeze in a trip because I have my own plane" the Gubernator on visiting Ohio
Dario Argento movie music-
mater tenebrarum-from Inferno by Keith Emerson
phenomena-from Phenomena by Goblin
school at night (lullaby)-I think it's from Deep Red by Goblin
ruby rain-from Trauma by Pino Donnagio & Laura Evans
mater tenebrarum-from Inferno by Keith Emerson
phenomena-from Phenomena by Goblin
school at night (lullaby)-I think it's from Deep Red by Goblin
ruby rain-from Trauma by Pino Donnagio & Laura Evans
Ray Belknap succeeded and James Vance succeeded in doing THIS to himself.
I mentioned the Judas Priest backmasking/teen suicide case. Well, it inspired some great comic art. Preacher by Garth Ennis & Steve Dillon w/ covers by Glenn Fabry. Co-starred this lovely fella in the role of sh*tface, a young guy enamored with Nirvana who fails to slough off this mortal coil but succeeds in sloughing off most of his face flesh ala shotgun lollipop. James Vance shot himself in the face with a shotgun after a marathon session of music appreciation w/ Judas Priest. His friend Ray Belknap(man, that is a familiar name and not just 'cause of Lovecraft cohort Frank Belknap Long) died, as is right, but Mr. Vance lived, leaving him, if not wiser, uglier. Much, much, much uglier.
Monday, October 25, 2004
Wuuh, huh, and yuh. +backmasking
Here we got three nascar clips and 4 clips of reversed music (backmasking is when meaning is intentionally added in the reverse)
terry labonte
joe nemechek
kirk shelmerdine
Judas Priest-Ripper(this was the big court case, Priest's lead singer demonstrating his singing technique on the witness stand was truly special)
Quiet Riot-from Metal Health
Britney Spears-it does sound like 'i am a slut'
Pokemon rap-this one's a trip
terry labonte
joe nemechek
kirk shelmerdine
Judas Priest-Ripper(this was the big court case, Priest's lead singer demonstrating his singing technique on the witness stand was truly special)
Quiet Riot-from Metal Health
Britney Spears-it does sound like 'i am a slut'
Pokemon rap-this one's a trip
Remember now thy creator in the days of thy youth(full sermon)
Sunday, October 24, 2004
headlice.org ???
I can't help myself. Here's Hair Force Onetm. It's nasty.
Am I supposed to put up entertaining mp3s? Well, whatever. Here's a guy talking about lice.
With school bells ringing...
Diebold Election Systems home
So, there's the big, bad Diebold site. Funny thing is this, do their voting demo and when you get to step 4 press the 'review ballot' button. Taa-daah, your ballot is blank, hah.
Here's some "music"
mummy secret storage -blechdom from blechtum
don quixote marijuana- brujeria (this song was banned in Mexico)
burn babylon-gold chains featuring Nina Oppenheim
All are over at epitonic. I know they're old, get off my back.
Here's some "music"
mummy secret storage -blechdom from blechtum
don quixote marijuana- brujeria (this song was banned in Mexico)
burn babylon-gold chains featuring Nina Oppenheim
All are over at epitonic. I know they're old, get off my back.
Saturday, October 23, 2004
Lee's useless hero generator
That site is pretty fun, and useless. You can make villains too and there's a bunch of options. Here's the hero team I came away with:
The uncanny Spacetech of the Milky WayI sure hope the wonder giraffe doesn't eat any of the particle pellets!
Power(s): Invulnerability
Source of powers: Vampirism
Weapon(s): Particle Pellets(s)
Transportation: Wonder Giraffe(s)
God loves a good mashup, God hates a bad mashup.
Some see mashups as the combining of songs, I see them as creation through destruction.
That's Really Interesting Audio Adventures RIAA/Horrorgasm's I Needs My Witches off of the really special Monster Mash a mashup collection.
That's Really Interesting Audio Adventures RIAA/Horrorgasm's I Needs My Witches off of the really special Monster Mash a mashup collection.
Can nerdcore go too far?
An mp3blog needs mp3s right.
Today we've got The Gi Joe theme, Atom and his package's Happy Birthday, Ralph, and the Ballad of Timothy McVeigh by Gooberoo.
When I find a place to host my Bobbyjimmy and the Critters albums we'll be cookin'.
When I find a place to host my Bobbyjimmy and the Critters albums we'll be cookin'.
That's a fiery Bush.
Konichiwa diy bj machine.
No I ain't posting the pics you'll have to click on it. Jeez, I have limits! Okay, maybe not but I have reasons.
Hey, it's Japanese.
The management of rhetoricpig.blogspot.com does not endorse the contents of the above link. Nor did I even enjoy looking at it. And no I didn't make it.
Hey, it's Japanese.
The management of rhetoricpig.blogspot.com does not endorse the contents of the above link. Nor did I even enjoy looking at it. And no I didn't make it.
Friday, October 22, 2004
i'm sorry...
Buy Iraqi Dinars, bet on Iraq.
'Nuff said. Well actually, no. I have yet to make up my mind as to what I would do with the money I don't have. But that site is a trip.
I want my funny animals.
Today I took 35 seven-year-olds to Olvera street.
nine eleven art
back to the monkey
First question 'is this a nerd monkey or an O.G. ghetto rapper monkey? Check out that chain, and that dyed fade. #2. Does monkey look like a baby or an oldster? #3. Is monkey happy? #4. Why do I imagine Monkey is testifying in court?
Speaking of court, Perry Mason's detective/cohort Paul Drake was played by an actor named Hamilton Berger. That shortens to HamBerger, heehee.
Speaking of court, Perry Mason's detective/cohort Paul Drake was played by an actor named Hamilton Berger. That shortens to HamBerger, heehee.
monkey nerd
We're gonna have a rather diffuse art discussion, starting with this baby here. Why do the French love nerds, or geeks as they call them. All the best nerd/geek photos are on French pages.
Thursday, October 21, 2004
This is amazing! A stunner!
U pick the weapon & the little guy gets stunned. How banal.
some non-specific China talk
No links, as per my first post, don't pressure me. I like looking at Xianghua the Chinese state media. They have great headlines like 'Every member of Army is happy about new President'. I bet.
Oh yeah, villainsupply.com rocks, pencil-neck.
Let's see what's going on in China.
Oooooh, trapped miners extravaganza.
I've got nothing to say about that, let's move on.
Miss Hong Kong 2004. Jyeah boyee!
I've got nothing to say about that, let's move on.
Miss Hong Kong 2004. Jyeah boyee!
waseda humanoid REPRESENT[slow]
I just gotta put this up. I wanna play soccer with this guy, and I don't play soccer.
Our laboratory is responsible for researches on visual aspect and the realization of emotion in humanoid robots. The research topics include various fields such as environment recognition, human recognition and KANSEI interface. Throughout these works, we aim to realize a harmonized human-machine environment.That's nothing compared to this. Look at this. 18th century technological marvels. Aaaah, what happen to mechanical marvels. Technology is no longer mechanical. I think little of men building large buildings. But I should.
T.I.P.S. program redux
Look too long at that site or this or this and homeland security may be upgrading your status.
Jaycor has developed wireless stun gun technology in which conductive fluid is ejected from a gun at high velocity (stungunresources)
Jaycor took that down from their site. And i'm still looking for a site that sells stun-belts. Checkout this whiner. Definitely be sure to write Governor Gray Davis, that sounds pretty effed up-50,000 volts on the witness stand-whoa!
Is sunshine a non-lethal ordnance?
Though I'm already familiar with The Sunshine Project, I was amused when my comics dealer emailed me their non-lethal ordnance catalog. Maybe he doesn't know they are a watchdog group or maybe he's branching out, first Dragon Shields, then porno graphic novels, and finally 25 mm pepper balls.
What a dick!
What a dick!
emcee-front-a-lot-is-un-able
Nerdcore hip hop is the best thing since sliced raisin-pecan bread. Mmmmmm, disgusting pan de dulce.
MC Frontalot is the new MC Paul Barman.
Check out Mr. Front's affiliated comicstrip penny-arcade, it is hilarious if you enjoy videogames.
Except for today's strip.
MC Frontalot is the new MC Paul Barman.
Check out Mr. Front's affiliated comicstrip penny-arcade, it is hilarious if you enjoy videogames.
Except for today's strip.
school
Hasn't been much lately, but if you want to see the future of American policy go here. I think the PNAC are out of sorts, in a spin if you will. Nothing new since the Sept. 28th Russia may still be our enemy document, but that was a doozy.
Don't let me hear people cryin' conspiracy, about something that couldn't be more in the open.
Don't let me hear people cryin' conspiracy, about something that couldn't be more in the open.
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
Bim bam boom
Poj Masta rocks. I can make hot links now(see previous posts), I downloaded firefox
Press it, it's not what you think.
Press it, it's not what you think.
Boy! Don't spend your whole, uhm, package!
I like extreme rhetoric and it doesn't get much more hard-core than Taking Aim with Ralph Schoenman and Mya Shone.
The views expressed at this site do not represent the views of the management of rhetoricpig.blogspot.com.
I like rhetoric, not meaning.
The views expressed at this site do not represent the views of the management of rhetoricpig.blogspot.com.
I like rhetoric, not meaning.
10 cents a song! Fishy.
Where the hell is the cents symbol on my keyboard! I got a $ and this less than ever useful ^, I even got a damn tilden ` and this thing ~, oh yeah that's the little wormy thing on the side of
~the end~
hmmm, no. Where's the cents symbol?
~the end~
hmmm, no. Where's the cents symbol?
a link not hot, and not cool
That link has songs made on little computers like amigas or some such shit in '80 and '81.
wormy thoughts
I opened this box with the intent of typing a rather intense swear word. To do it, to be naughty. But no, I squashed that wormy thought, like Uma stepped on that eye in Kill Bill2. I, rhetoric pig, will not publish the word...that word.
Rhymes with somethin' you do in baseball.
Rhymes with somethin' you do in baseball.
Harumph
Well, I'm back. I'm already a bit off on this blog thing. Just writing? How do I make hot links? To link to music I must have it posted on the web? I crash into the hard wall of reality. So I guess I'll have to skip the World Class Wreckin' Cru, LeJuan Love,The Sleeze Boyz, and Rodney O & Joe Cooley. Skip that and move on to the useless world of politics and rhetoric, a very common and often sloppy artform.
Oooh, it sure would be nice if those band names were hot links.
Oooh, it sure would be nice if those band names were hot links.
hot diggety
Hola world, my, this is awe-some. Me, typing and millions reading. Don't pressure me.
