Friday, November 12, 2004

 

A political fairy tale.

mp3-A cowboy's work is never done-Sonny and Cher-don't let anyone tell you SnC weren't funky-they thought this ali baba beat sounded western

Lyndon Baines Johnson future president and husband of the wonderfully named Ladybird Johnson was involved in the political fight of his life. So, his opponent was no politician, he was a pig farmer, a Nebraskan pig farmer, a simple guy. Johnson calls in his campaign manager, 'Joe, I want ya' ta leak to all papers that there's rumors abounding that old Bob f*cks his hogs.''I WILL DO NO SUCH THING! You have no proof. Nobody's gonna believe it.''Probably not. But see here, old Bob's gonna have to make a statement, defend himself if ya' will. And when he does? He'll be talking about f*cking hogs.' Johnson won.

And Sonny and Cher are funky as hell.

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