Tuesday, December 28, 2004

 

Rhetoricpig's news wrap-up. Not necessarily accurate.

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Maybe it's a news round-up?

Here we go.

Bush threatens Syria about turning over some Bathists.
China states that Taiwan is keystone to it's national sovereignity, and will be treated as such.
Bush ups arms sales to Taiwan.
North Korea says that it retains first-strike (nuclear?) capability and rights if American troop strengths in the region continue to rise. They continue to rise.
Brussels rules that Prime Minister Sharon of Israel can be tried as a war criminal in abstensia. But not till he's out of office.
Palestinians report that an Israeli sniper purposefully assassinated a little girl as she sat at her desk at school miles away. How the eff do you deal with a straight-faced claim like that?
Bush renominates most of the higher level judicial nominees that failed to make it out of comittee in his first term.
Bush pledges first 15 then 35 million dollars for earthquake and tsunami victim aid. Not including security Bush will spend 40 million dollars on the festivities of his inauguration.
For the first time in 15 years international aid agencies place Russia in a 'NOT FREE' column.
Russian President Putin announces Russian supernuke that will make missile defense systems useless.
Bush continues to fill his disappearing cabinet with overt industry insiders.
People make a big deal about Bush taking two percent of the national yearly Social Security intake and giving it straight to Wall Street. Bush pretends this is what he campaigned on.
China and Russia sign pacts and make plans and hug.
Mongolia which is between them sends more troops to Iraq.
Nobody white cares about Iraq.
Australia has astounding national elections prior to America's. The right has big wins. The left has huge losses. But most noteably, the Far-Left has goodly sized wins.
Israel says talks are stalled as long as Palestinians demand the right of return for billions and billions of refugees.
Israel says it will dismantle settlements.
Israel builds new settlements far inside the occupied territories and names them after existing settlements proper ie. Los Angeles Two.
It's been proven, Rumsfield was lying when saying that the armor factory was taxed to the limit. No one cares.
The French do some horrible things. But on a smaller scale.
Iraqi and Afghani farmers are legally obligated to abandon heritage seeds and buy seeds from American agricultural conglomerates.
A large oil spill in SOME river SOMEWHERE inland in the Eastern U.S. gets no publicity.
A number of South and Central American countries flirt with liberal political philosophies and start to get way too uppity for their britches.
Iran says its gonna do what it wants to do, that it wants nukes and doesn't want to let US spies in to snoop around.
Colin Powell goes on his 'I'm a useless lameduck' tour of the whole entire world.
Chief Justice Antonin Scalia says he likes orgies. That's old news.
DC and Marvel sue someone because they own the word 'superhero'.
After kicking it around for a while Bush decides he has a use for a weakened but not dead United Nations.

And a bunch of other stuff just flitted out of my head.

Oh and that's a pic of Pairy. With a stick.

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