rhetoricpig

#7 and #8 from Tony, Toni, Tone's Sons of Soul, (Lay Your Head On My) Pillow, I Couldn't Keep It To Myself.

1st. Africa- Where do I begin? This country more desperately needs United States intervention than any other.

2nd. Iran- They have long goaty beards and wear black robes. Plus, it's pretty confusing having Iran and Iraq right next to each other, we could fix that.

3rd. Switzerland- Those neutral bastards have had it coming for a long, long time.

4th. Great Britain- The most highly anticipated rematch of our lifetimes! WHITE VERSUS WHITE! ANGLO VERSUS ANGLO! Will they fight with their pinkies out or will they show the world what savagery really looks like?

5th. Texas- This truculent nation's sovereignity is a constant threat to the security of the U.S. and it's populace.

6th. India- Somebody's been getting a bit big for their britches and is due to get knocked down a peg or two.

7th. Vatican City- There are many invaluable and immeasurably destructive items, devices, artifacts, sigils, books, and scrolls hidden away beneath the city. If they are too big of pussies to use them then we have the obligation to our people to secure the greatest available position of strength.

8th. Georgia- What sort of trickery is this? We have a proprietary right to this great southern state, even it is somehow located in eastern Europe.

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