Thursday, January 27, 2005
Important community obligation!
In a previous post I gave a list of invasion-ripe nations. The comments that followed included a number of intelligent suggestions for additions to the list. There was also the suggestion of Poland. I quickly replied that this was a horrible and stupid idea, mainly because Poland is an ally (and a friend), but also that they have a frightfully powerful navy.
While this truly is a bad idea, after the properly chided commenter quickly responded that there was some mistyping, the truly wonderful (and noble) invasion suggestion came to light. We must invade the Roland music technology corporation.
Not only do they have primo keyboards, mixers, mass-cd burners, and even beautiful digital accordians like the one pictured. They torture their people! Women have little to no rights nor expectation of safety in/at Roland! Not content with being world leaders in the advancement of sound recording technology, Roland is ACTIVELY PURSUING A NUCLEAR DEVICE!
Since no one will, we must! We will! We will prevail!
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Thank you, R. Piggy. It is our bounden duty to address this energency.
Acoustic folky-types may criticize this decision. Don't listen to them. This has everything to do with Roland's nuclear program and nothing at all to do with music technology.
Acoustic folky-types may criticize this decision. Don't listen to them. This has everything to do with Roland's nuclear program and nothing at all to do with music technology.
I think we should start smaller than Roland. Dolby, perhaps? Such a preemptive strike may wreak havoc with the clarity of Roland's arsenal, thereby assuring a confused and possibly compliant target. Downside- Given the reduced quality of their wares, selling their assets may not pay for the invasion.
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