rhetoricpig

Mp3 baby, YEAH, mpTHREE! Battle Hymn of the Technics Republic by General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners. Flyawy Love Pt. 2 by Armand Van Helden. Ain't It Fun by Rocket From the Tomb. Ain't It Fun by Guns 'n' Roses. Rhetoricpig in the past, like his cloven namesake, has had a cathartic relationship with shit, thus r.piggy having seen Blair Witch 2 - Book of Shadows, four+ dozen times. From that wonderful piece of crap here's The Queens of the Stone-Age with Feel Good Hit of the Summer. And, quit lookin' at my dick! here's Cold Blooded by Rick James.

Our first bacon report begins with a particularly vexing pair of specimens. Large, inconsistent, overly fatty, but still possessed of a high-quality meat and cure. This bacon in general is apt to be cured to the maximum extreme rather than the minimum. I appreciate this and the small strip of like meat was savored as could be. An offensively large strip of fat I ripped to bits and added to my meal (maybe it would've been good in my coffee?). All in all on a still-nascent one through five bacon report scale this was a three. Keep in mind, this is a connoiseur's scale. Most if not all fast-food bacon would rank a zero, IHOP, Denny's and other nothin' bacons would rank a one. Two'n up are quality pork.