rhetoricpig

Hey lumpy, long time, no hose.

mp3s-Atmosphere-Multiples Reprise(remix)
Black Flag-Shed Reading(Ratticus Norvegicus)
Justice Vs. Simian-Never Be Alone-thanks to the seemingly abandoned Lickety Spit
Helge Schneider-We Gotta Rock, We Gotta Roll

My beard is long, as are my nails. I've eaten all the rats. My cell is deep. My beard is long. I'm full of rot. I ate a rock. I whistle when I talk. My eyes are weak, as is my skin. I nary feel a tear.

In honor of the upcoming death of the burgeoning activist movement here is a jpeg of an r. piggy original, March On Washington. Aww, whadaya mean death?! I'll explain at my leisure, keep your panties held.

No big ups to the sloppy, slimy hooers, whores, and howzats.
Anyvays...
How ya' been? Enough of this gladhanding Spanky, it's music then Bush.

Sage Francis-Dance Monkey
Mercyful Fate-A Corpse Without A Soul
The 5.6.7.8's-Bomb The Twist
BoxCar Willie-Whiteline Fever
Kid Koala-A Night At The Nufonia
Awesome found pic courtesy of hexod.us, I hope he don't mind the bitin'.

Bush, the president not the vagina, has been a-blowin' my mind. First, the social security thing's a smoke screen, the only thing aside from that which has breached the news cycle has been frivolous male-escort-reporter stories and Bush's FUCKING ASTOUNDING appointments. But more on the appointments momentarily. What hasn't been news? Drilling in Anwar hasn't been news, Bush signing off on the hunting of the last herds of wild horses hasn't been news(dogfood?), the reinstatement of baby seal clubbing season in Canada, not news, Haiti, nope, all the weird shit about abstinence education and giving religious organizations exemptions from antidiscrimination laws, none of it's been news.

Okay, on we mush, my pack-herd of curs. I've got a rather unpleasant but accurate take on the public's receptiveness to the SS plan.

First nobody's buying it, Bush's is getting his first (aside from the WMDs) large public failure. Don't tell me Iraq is a failure, we're talking about Bush's wants not yours. So this huge red fifty million plus mass of fools that everybody's been mocking and hating as idiots and dupes for reelecting the man are smart enough to know when someone's hand is in their pocket. Meaning; declaring war, bombing people, having an authoritarian leader, and all sorts of other fun shit is just a part of the game or play that people want to be immersed in. But, and it's a big ole but, but the people are conscious enough to not buy a Big Lie about their retirement fund. Gives new depth to the previous piggy proclamation that Americans don't care.

John Negroponte to head the intelligence community! Was Dr. No and his cat busy? For all you ignoramuses, John Negroponte looks like a bull who's body has revolted against the steroid treatments and is now cancerously growing fat, and said bull is stuffed uncermoniously into a happy-undertaker suit with a bolo tie and sent to South America to start death squads to kill nuns and kids and do other necessary evils.

John Bolton as US rep to the UN? That Bush is such a card! Mr. Bolton has said that the UN doesn't exist, that it is a figment whose only utility is to be used for aesthetic efficacy by the US, he has publicly declared all treaties null and void in the face of America's awesome wants and power. He said, I'm paraphrasing, 'If the top five floors of the UN were spontaneously destroyed it wouldn't be a loss.'

Paul Wolfowitz appointed as head of the world bank. Henh. My facts are a bit sparse, but suffice to say Paul has repeatedly questioned the existence of the world bank. Again, for the ignorant, Wolfowitz is the head architect of the current American foreign policy and philosophy; that America's status as the world's sole superpower must be protected with force(nobody else can come on up, goddamnit!) But nobody's questioning that the World Bank and it's, hehn, leader have access to a galactic amount of cash.

Makes Condoleeza, Chertoff, and Gonzales seem like downright sensible choices, ay? Just wait for His Honorable Chief Justice John Ashcroft.

Never mind these fine mp3s. Stevie Wonder sings Bang! Bang!. Two versions of Skinny Puppy's Stairs And Flowers, Stairs And Flowers (Too Far Gone), and Stairs And Flowers (Def Wish Mix). From General Patton and the X-Ecutioners here's two, X-Men Doctrine and Declaration, and General P. Counterintelligence. Enjoy.

To really prove my blogging apathy here's a list of piggy's current reads.

Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground - Didrik S0derlind
Maldoror - Comte. de Lautremont. Late 1800's, eating live babies...
The View From Hell - John Shirley. Gratuitous.
Photoshop Visual Jumpstart - Richard Schrand
La Llamada de Cthulhu y Otros Cuentos - H.P. Lovecraft
A People's History of the United States - Howard Zinn. Whiners! 'Ehhhn, quit enslaving me!'
After Shocks: An Anthology of So-Cal Horror
Krazy & Ignatz 1925-1926 - George Herriman. If you were here I'd brick you baby.
Brian Lumley's Freaks - Brian Lumley
The Steel Breakfast Era - Carlton Mellick III

And I just finished these three, they wish to be mentioned.
Until She Sleeps - Tim Lebbon, horror, kids, nightmares, Lebbon can seem banal but he pulls no punches.
Monstrocity - Jeffrey Thomas
The Decadent Return of the Hi-fi Queen and Her Embryonic Reptile Infection - Simon Logan

Aren't I cool?