Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Architect...sissy!
That's a line from Professor X's What's Up G (An' You Don't Stop Mix) 4th and B way/Island Records '91. Ben Colder likes to drink beer. He likes to sing songs about drinking beer. And drinking while singing is tops too. Here's Ben's Almost Persuaded #2.
Yeah! You want some rhetoric? Okay, here goes. Republicans aren't racist. Not anymore than you or me. Not the rich, elite Republicans. Oh they hate. They hate people that disagree with them, they hate poor people, people with a pong, and they hate people that they have to kill or fire. That's a lot of hate and that leaves no time to worry about vaginas or skin colors. See, we live in an amazingly competitive global economy. All the old techniques and models are common knowledge. If you want to squeeze one more billion out of the planet you need to think outside the box. So, sometimes the best mind for the job (no matter how much you hate them) is a woman. Or a negro.
Yeah! You want some rhetoric? Okay, here goes. Republicans aren't racist. Not anymore than you or me. Not the rich, elite Republicans. Oh they hate. They hate people that disagree with them, they hate poor people, people with a pong, and they hate people that they have to kill or fire. That's a lot of hate and that leaves no time to worry about vaginas or skin colors. See, we live in an amazingly competitive global economy. All the old techniques and models are common knowledge. If you want to squeeze one more billion out of the planet you need to think outside the box. So, sometimes the best mind for the job (no matter how much you hate them) is a woman. Or a negro.
Sunday, November 28, 2004
A rhetoricpig critique of abortion rhetoric, and two wholly inappropriate songs.
Both by Blowfly, Weird World Records ‘80-‘Show Me A Man Who Don’t Like To F*ck...’ that’s quality, and ‘Blowfly’s Rapp’, that’s just for historical value.
Pro-lifer, “They just like to kill babies.” That is NOT valid rhetoric.
Pro-choicer, “They just want women barefoot and pregnant.” That is not valid rhetoric, you can wear shoes and go to work, and THEY’re not going to impregnate you.
Pro-lifer, “God says it’s a sacred life!” This is valid rhetoric. But who cares?
Pro-choicer, “They like to execute and bomb people.” This is not valid rhetoric. It’s not about the issue nor is it about you and THEY have definitive justifications about the differences between murder and killing. So drop that.
Pro-lifer, “It’s a culture of death! They worship death!” The first statement is an example of valid though f*cked rhetoric. The second statement is bullsh*t but the sad thing is that if it’s true(which it’s not but they DO believe it is) then it is valid rhetoric. Hmmm, a dilemma.
Pro-choicer, “They want to control women’s bodies.” Nope, no good. It may get them off to control women’s bodies but that is incidental to saving the little embryos.
Pro-lifer, “They just like to kill babies.” That is NOT valid rhetoric.
Pro-choicer, “They just want women barefoot and pregnant.” That is not valid rhetoric, you can wear shoes and go to work, and THEY’re not going to impregnate you.
Pro-lifer, “God says it’s a sacred life!” This is valid rhetoric. But who cares?
Pro-choicer, “They like to execute and bomb people.” This is not valid rhetoric. It’s not about the issue nor is it about you and THEY have definitive justifications about the differences between murder and killing. So drop that.
Pro-lifer, “It’s a culture of death! They worship death!” The first statement is an example of valid though f*cked rhetoric. The second statement is bullsh*t but the sad thing is that if it’s true(which it’s not but they DO believe it is) then it is valid rhetoric. Hmmm, a dilemma.
Pro-choicer, “They want to control women’s bodies.” Nope, no good. It may get them off to control women’s bodies but that is incidental to saving the little embryos.
Saturday, November 27, 2004
CNN/Gallup internet poll: Is it hot to like these songs? OR NOT HOT?
I'm going to steal that tasty-smelling pie off your windowsill. Does anybody at all, anywhere, one person, actually approach the judicial/constitutional issue of abortion in terms of states' rights. It's all just tactical, and everybody knows it's tactical. So rhetoricpig ponders 'so everyone keeps yelling at each other, even though they all know they're lying, and there's no en masse ripping out of each other's throats?'
**such as**Did anyone, anywhere, just one person, think that Bush wasn't (in the run-up to war) just throwing out excuses and reasons, just waiting for one to stick.
So shut your lying yaps or I'll tear out your gullets. No, not you.
Zero. Butterfly With Bullet Wings. Smashing Pumpkins. Cast your ballot, call 1-888-pop-hors.
**such as**Did anyone, anywhere, just one person, think that Bush wasn't (in the run-up to war) just throwing out excuses and reasons, just waiting for one to stick.
'Um, 9-11...no? Um, Clinton said we should...no? Um, the anthrax is from there...no? Um, 9-11, and the clapping and the smiling...no? Um, they shot down a...no? Nukes? Nukes. They have nucular weapons, heh.'Even the dumbest drunk hillbilly (hillbilly is the aryan version of hiphop, yeehaw) could've seen it was so.
So shut your lying yaps or I'll tear out your gullets. No, not you.
Zero. Butterfly With Bullet Wings. Smashing Pumpkins. Cast your ballot, call 1-888-pop-hors.
A high-quality rhetoric link, an (ahem) song, and does that really count as tiramisu.
Left Business Observer editor Doug Henwood has a show on WBAI, New York, covering economics and politics. His shows are archived and all the normal guests are here i.e. Noam Chomsky, Greg Palast, and some out of the ordinary, esoteric, or academic guests too. More consistently substantive interviews than I've found elsewhere. Here's the link.
Shanana versus Yellowman, Grace Jones, Arabian Prince 'n the Shieks, and Jimmy Dean. Yea, the sausage guy.
Who does a better Sea Cruise? Shanana's Sea Cruise is my fave, but Yellowman's Ooh Wee/Sea Cruise is prime beef too. Grace Jones will take us Nightclubbing if we're not too intimidated to get out from under the bed. Arabian Prince laments his inability to swim, but for the lovely ladies, him and the Shieks say the beach is where it's at, their battlecry, 'Lets(sic) Hit The Beach'.
After having assisted Mr. Atkins in the recording of Jimmy Dean, I know that NONE of the above is true.... Jimmy Dean got his contract because we think he is pretty fantastic, and he sure can eat a lot of eggs and sausage... it's a gas to have him here!Jimmy Dean sings (Jim) I Wore A Tie Today. That's a good, sad song y'all.
Felton Jarvis
Shanana's Seacruise is off The Night Is Still Young, Kama Sutra Records (a great company by the way) '72
Yellowman's Oohwee/Seacruise is off King Yellowman, Columbia Records '84
Grace Jones' Nightclubbing is of the same named album Island/Warner Records '81 (did you know, that almost all of Grace's albums are recorded in Nassau, Bahamas?)
Jimmy Dean's song is off Jimmy Dean Is Here!, actually I think it's JIMMY DEAN IS HERE!, RCA Victor '67
Lets(sic) Hit The Beach is Rapsur '85
The discussion of abortion will have to wait.
And the unifying theme of the above is this is what I most wanted to listen to.
Friday, November 26, 2004
A rhetoricpig hypothetical. And Jacques Callot kicked your ass (artistically speaking) four hundred years ago. And what may be my favorite song!
Cooley High-Rodney O and Joe Cooley
So imagine the abolition of the super city state (every radical's wetdream) and a Somalian community (or Dutch or Basque or Irish or whatever so don't give me the 'brown people' thing) in central Indiana starts getting some serious military hardware support from the mother country. Am I missin' somethin'? Is this a good thing? So can anyone explain to me how the abolition of the city state is more than a dream, such as one where you are so high (as the proverbial kite) and looking through the city for your wallet, while walking through grey goo and denying a violent murder that you MAY have commited in a schizophrenic fugue? Sorry, that's one of my favorite past dreams, actually an amalgam of some common themes.
_And don't complain when I post my favorite song more than once.
So imagine the abolition of the super city state (every radical's wetdream) and a Somalian community (or Dutch or Basque or Irish or whatever so don't give me the 'brown people' thing) in central Indiana starts getting some serious military hardware support from the mother country. Am I missin' somethin'? Is this a good thing? So can anyone explain to me how the abolition of the city state is more than a dream, such as one where you are so high (as the proverbial kite) and looking through the city for your wallet, while walking through grey goo and denying a violent murder that you MAY have commited in a schizophrenic fugue? Sorry, that's one of my favorite past dreams, actually an amalgam of some common themes.
_And don't complain when I post my favorite song more than once.
Rare depiction of rhetoricpig discovered!
I'd like to quickly blow up some slanders against W.
The Lover II-Terminator pain mix-Terminator radio edit---Produced by Arabian Prince. For once the radio edit is unique and special.
'We had no plan to leave Iraq!' That's correct, we never planned on leaving Iraq. 'We've destabilized the Middle East!' That's the one positive the administration could count on. 'Russia is posturing more and more like an enemy again!' Everything's coming up roses for W. You obviously haven't read the Project For A New American Century's site for your political horoscope.
-I wonder if anybody's rage clouded their vision so they were unable to see past my ambiguous title? But I must not care.
'We had no plan to leave Iraq!' That's correct, we never planned on leaving Iraq. 'We've destabilized the Middle East!' That's the one positive the administration could count on. 'Russia is posturing more and more like an enemy again!' Everything's coming up roses for W. You obviously haven't read the Project For A New American Century's site for your political horoscope.
-I wonder if anybody's rage clouded their vision so they were unable to see past my ambiguous title? But I must not care.
Thursday, November 25, 2004
L-tryptophan plus other things.
N.W.A.-8-ball
Dinner didn't suck, quite the opposite actually. Good turkey, I like it a tad drier but eh, delicious green bean casserole, the best stuffing (dressing), the mashed potato had an Emeril amount of garlic, BAM, and superb gravy. I'm not a yam fan. And Jello and pumpkin pie. Actually I had some pie with my whipped cream. But I thought the silver smelled funny and was snickered at, so I got a new fork.
Dinner didn't suck, quite the opposite actually. Good turkey, I like it a tad drier but eh, delicious green bean casserole, the best stuffing (dressing), the mashed potato had an Emeril amount of garlic, BAM, and superb gravy. I'm not a yam fan. And Jello and pumpkin pie. Actually I had some pie with my whipped cream. But I thought the silver smelled funny and was snickered at, so I got a new fork.
Possible baby names. Or, rulers of what will be England, 827-975.
mp3s-New Edition-Cool It Now__Jermaine Stewart-We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off __Watermelon Jones-Play Somehow_
Egbert, Ethelwolf, Ethelbald, Ethelbert, Ethelred, Alfred the Great, Edward the Elder, Athelstan, Edmund, Edred, Edwy, Edgar. What about Edethel, or maybe Etheled. I like Edred and I DO have a friend named Ethelred.
Egbert, Ethelwolf, Ethelbald, Ethelbert, Ethelred, Alfred the Great, Edward the Elder, Athelstan, Edmund, Edred, Edwy, Edgar. What about Edethel, or maybe Etheled. I like Edred and I DO have a friend named Ethelred.
An addendum to my prior hate speech.
Public Image Limited-1981 and KLF-3 A.M. Eternal (live at the S.S.L.)
Conservative Christians, rhetoricpig decrees it to be in really bad taste to pray on the Capitol steps that 'ultra-liberal' Republican senator change his evil ways. Kitschy, obnoxious, and possibly 'unAmerican'. My gosh, don't be flaming, neon as$h*les. The 'we don't have to put up with any of this liberal crap anymore, we're in charge!' stuff should really be kept on the downlow. It's expected but don't SAY IT.
_non-sequitar-Alberto R. Gonzalez and George W. refuse to release the future Attorney General's middle name, only the initial. What could it be? Rommel? Rasputin?
Gobble, gobble.
Conservative Christians, rhetoricpig decrees it to be in really bad taste to pray on the Capitol steps that 'ultra-liberal' Republican senator change his evil ways. Kitschy, obnoxious, and possibly 'unAmerican'. My gosh, don't be flaming, neon as$h*les. The 'we don't have to put up with any of this liberal crap anymore, we're in charge!' stuff should really be kept on the downlow. It's expected but don't SAY IT.
_non-sequitar-Alberto R. Gonzalez and George W. refuse to release the future Attorney General's middle name, only the initial. What could it be? Rommel? Rasputin?
Gobble, gobble.
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
My local Pacifica station wants me to wish you a sad cultural genocide day. But no audioslaves, Happy Thanksgiving, turkey day.
Enjoy your friends, family, food and fat bellies. If you got none of the above, stay warm. No mp3, have you gotten the stuff I put up this week?
I'm pulling out a superduper song so you'll read my rant. Rodney O, Joe Cooley, Let's Have Some Fun. Let's talk about intolerant Christians.
Woo-woo-wooo-Rodney O, Joe Cooley-Let's Have Some Fun-arooooh, aroooooh, woof, woof.
_Hello. Knock knock (on your head). 'The Christians are so intolerant, they say I'm gonna go to hell if I don't believe like them and we aren't on the same page, woman and gay-wise.' What f*ckin' planet are you living on that this is news to you, or that they oughta change? Why don't you change? Go and get God. No, seriously, I'm really bothered by people complaining about evangelism and fundamentalism like they just transported in here from Happy Land. You know, Happy Land, where they have the candy trees with the brownie bark, where everyone is nice and no problem, macro or micro, can't be solved with good people skills.
___non-sequitar-Did the KKK ruin the perfectly flamboyant pointy hat? The Pope's toilet guys wear pointy hats, I think.
_Back to the bad, bad, squares. Take rhetoricpig's advice. Do your own freaky thing. Don't be an evangelist hipster spreading enlightenment. Mind your own business(your 'business' can be pretty poppin' with all the 'others' around to get down with), and save your energy for kicking ass when you're bothered, or at least for getting away.
___non-sequitar-If you leave your door unlocked I might come over and steal all your sh!t to buy drugs, porn, or feed my baby.
___non-sequitar-Imagine you are a populist leader with new found power, think a young Mao Tse Tung. And somebody kidnaps your four and seven year old daughters. Would you abuse your power and station to save them from butchery or worse?
_I don't really have a baby.
_Hello. Knock knock (on your head). 'The Christians are so intolerant, they say I'm gonna go to hell if I don't believe like them and we aren't on the same page, woman and gay-wise.' What f*ckin' planet are you living on that this is news to you, or that they oughta change? Why don't you change? Go and get God. No, seriously, I'm really bothered by people complaining about evangelism and fundamentalism like they just transported in here from Happy Land. You know, Happy Land, where they have the candy trees with the brownie bark, where everyone is nice and no problem, macro or micro, can't be solved with good people skills.
___non-sequitar-Did the KKK ruin the perfectly flamboyant pointy hat? The Pope's toilet guys wear pointy hats, I think.
_Back to the bad, bad, squares. Take rhetoricpig's advice. Do your own freaky thing. Don't be an evangelist hipster spreading enlightenment. Mind your own business(your 'business' can be pretty poppin' with all the 'others' around to get down with), and save your energy for kicking ass when you're bothered, or at least for getting away.
___non-sequitar-If you leave your door unlocked I might come over and steal all your sh!t to buy drugs, porn, or feed my baby.
___non-sequitar-Imagine you are a populist leader with new found power, think a young Mao Tse Tung. And somebody kidnaps your four and seven year old daughters. Would you abuse your power and station to save them from butchery or worse?
_I don't really have a baby.
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
George W. insists on playing Joker in new Batman movie. Will Batman stop him?
mp3 demo-bass creator '84 checkitout it's pretty hardcore. Speaking of horrorcore I hope you enjoyed Bushwick.
___So I was in class the other night and I said something and these two people went 'Awwww, Dylan' I mean, 'Awwww rhetoricpig, you're too young to be so cynical.' I had no idea what they were talking about. Lookin' at me w/ stupid puppy dog eyes, I'm nice and sweet not a skanky bastard.
___Hey, I'll blog whatever I want 'specially if my therapist has Thanksgiving off.
___So I was in class the other night and I said something and these two people went 'Awwww, Dylan' I mean, 'Awwww rhetoricpig, you're too young to be so cynical.' I had no idea what they were talking about. Lookin' at me w/ stupid puppy dog eyes, I'm nice and sweet not a skanky bastard.
___Hey, I'll blog whatever I want 'specially if my therapist has Thanksgiving off.
Just because I wasn't born, I was found on a f*cking train.
I'm starting to realize that I may not be as positive as I see myself to be. But alas, all I got for you is negative like an electron. Bushwick Bill is on 'nice and sweet' what with both eyes still. Call me Crazy. Chuckwick. Don't Come To(sic) Big. And Mr. Bushwick, I'm really sorry about posting this, if you want me to take it down, I will right away, sir. Just press on 'shout at rhetoricpig' at the top of the links on the side. Sir.
Oh, and the post about the Ukrainian leader 'declaring' himself president will have to wait.
Oh, and the post about the Ukrainian leader 'declaring' himself president will have to wait.
Monday, November 22, 2004
Royal Canadian Mounted Police are training new Haitian anti-democratic 'police'.
And I'm the assh*le because I like having an out and out spook in the Whitehouse. See, Canada's liberal, but that doesn't stop the RCMP from doing what's needed.
Now I'm just giving you one song because I didn't want to give you any.
Do you really want to hurt me?
Now I'm just giving you one song because I didn't want to give you any.
Do you really want to hurt me?
Hey, farmers. Would a pig wallow in just feces? Or must their be mud involved?
Mr. Telephone Man by New Edition. If you got something to say about New Edition, BRING IT ON! Yep, one download, Fish.
5 people NOT to accompany to a deserted island, 1. Tonya Harding 2. Al Sharpton 3. Gary Coleman 4. Ted Nugent 5. Paul Shaffer
Now Gary Coleman can be substituted with anyone from Different Strokes or even Webster Popadopolous. From Timex Social Club we have a FANTASTIC song, Kickin' it. What? Just one? Yea, appreciate quality. And any number of dictators can be added to my list, Stalin, Pol Pot, Idi Amin, Kim Jyong Il, Mussolini, they all suck. And no, Bush is NOT on my bottom five list. Why don't you boycott rhetoricpig because you don't agree with his vague, cryptic statements.
Sunday, November 21, 2004
My unrelated book recommendations for the day. Lord Dunsany's Book of Wonder, Ruth Krauss and Maurice Sendak's A Hole Is To Dig, and The Best Of Saki.
DOWNLOAD THIS, or don't. Robocop by The Sleeze Boyz
Produced by Scan Thomas, Rappinstine, Theodore Miiller co-produced by Simply Raw drum programs: Rappinstine, Dr. Dre. 1988 Sheik records Robo Cop-Theodore Miller-Scan Thomas.
What I gave you before was just the instrumental.
Produced by Scan Thomas, Rappinstine, Theodore Miiller co-produced by Simply Raw drum programs: Rappinstine, Dr. Dre. 1988 Sheik records Robo Cop-Theodore Miller-Scan Thomas.
What I gave you before was just the instrumental.
I fixed that last link, sorry.
I'll call you whatever I please when I'm giving you something like this.
Saturday, November 20, 2004
It began in Africa.
Here's Darwin and I Have Your Power off B.S.E.'s I Have Your Power Baby 033 ep. It's Dutch, Babyboom Records, year? I like cave paintings. So the cave paintings in Alta Mira, Spain are formally amazing but content wise pretty dismal, bison, bison, hatchmarks, bison, and deer. But look at northern Africa and you find the opposite, crazy content, simple style. Line drawings with hardly any shading, a strange cartoony style, but aliens, and bubbleheaded spacemen galore, with valves, and tubes, and packs, and strange deformed slaves. Point being, maybe a dearth of stimuli is a good thing, as the artist goes.
Oh and, I have your power.
Oh and, I have your power.
De jay-bird hunt de sparrer nes',
De bee-martin sail all 'round;
De squier'l he holler from de top er de tree,
Mr. Mole, he stay in de groun';
He hide and he stay twel de dark drop down,
Mr. Mole, he hide in de groun'.
From The Todd Terry Project's 1988 Fresh Records release To The Batmobile, rhetoricpig presents to you Made By The Man and The Circus. I hope you enjoy.
And that song is sung by Joel Chandler Harris' Brer Rabbit.
De squier'l he holler from de top er de tree,
Mr. Mole, he stay in de groun';
He hide and he stay twel de dark drop down,
Mr. Mole, he hide in de groun'.
From The Todd Terry Project's 1988 Fresh Records release To The Batmobile, rhetoricpig presents to you Made By The Man and The Circus. I hope you enjoy.
And that song is sung by Joel Chandler Harris' Brer Rabbit.
Friday, November 19, 2004
Give up at least some of your prejudice.
side b Yoko Ono's It's Alright (I See Rainbows) '82 polygram
It's Alright
Wake Up
Let The Tears Dry
Dream Love
I See Rainbows
Really. Admit you're a bigot, change, and then take Yoko for a spin around the block or walk by the docks.
It's Alright
Wake Up
Let The Tears Dry
Dream Love
I See Rainbows
Really. Admit you're a bigot, change, and then take Yoko for a spin around the block or walk by the docks.
Who would win? Jesus Christ versus The Thor AND Silver Surfer.
I don't like the Asgardian nor Galactus' former envoy. My man is Batman. Would it ever be appropriate to say 'This is really gay'? Well if it would, then that time may be now. Here's Batman and Robin, here's Limah's Neverending Story. And because I want you to get to know rhetoricpig better, here is the themesong to what was my very favorite tv show up 'til I stopped watching tv. Boy Meets World. This was actually tied with 7th Heaven and that show with Queen Latifah. Was it called Living Single? I loved that crap. Hmmm. What game am I playing with you, faithful reader? Laugh at the poor rathead-eating geek?
Someone should post the first New Kids On The Block album. My tape broke. Maybe sixeyes'll do it.
Hold on Tight (Don't Let Go) and Contact by Dreamboy '84. Hellbent for Leather by Judas Priest. Rhetoricpig can't wait, what will Bush do next? Cabinet Secretary of the Lord? Outlawing the Showtime network? Announcing national wear camouflage and pray day? Reaiming our nukes at Russia? Make Poland even less popular? Like I said, I can't wait. Whatever it is, it will only affect rhetoricpig incidentally if that. Well, that's not true, Ashcroft was rather aggressive about something dear to my heart. Blowing up my shoes. No.
What kind of freak are you? Don't lie.
A Stranger Place (The Alezby Inn)-by The Egyptian Lover-my man Rodney-O's on this album One Track Mind. Johnny 'Guitar' Watson is Too Tired To Come, but me and him Love To Love You. Oh, and if you can get offended by anything rhetoricpig posts, you're an ass. And maybe an assh*le.
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Roses bring to mind the word 'meaty'.
money(thats what i want)-barrett strong
you feel me-har mar superstar
parting shot-icons of poundland
moon river-henry mancini
don't mind me i'm not feeling very centered
or grounded
you feel me-har mar superstar
parting shot-icons of poundland
moon river-henry mancini
don't mind me i'm not feeling very centered
or grounded
In honor of Donald Rumsfeld being an acid-head, rhetoricpig gives you something good.
Jubwa by Bass Creator, I think it's '84.
And no I don't hold it against our Secretary of Defense, I'd add that to his videodate profile. But, no 'tis true. Have you seen the sixties footage of the tripping soldiers getting experimented on? Well, he was one of the higher-ups in charge of that operation. You'll notice by the lack of specifics that alot of this is asstalk.
And no I don't hold it against our Secretary of Defense, I'd add that to his videodate profile. But, no 'tis true. Have you seen the sixties footage of the tripping soldiers getting experimented on? Well, he was one of the higher-ups in charge of that operation. You'll notice by the lack of specifics that alot of this is asstalk.
Leo Kottke, LEO KOTTKE, Leo Kottke makes me cry.
.
Tiny Island
From the Cradle to the Grave
Nothin' else makes rhetoricpig cry. Except maybe thinkin' 'bout my dead cat Manassass.
sniff Now I'm gonna start blubbering.
Kudos to licketyspit.
Tiny Island
From the Cradle to the Grave
Nothin' else makes rhetoricpig cry. Except maybe thinkin' 'bout my dead cat Manassass.
sniff Now I'm gonna start blubbering.
Kudos to licketyspit.
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Here, a dribble glass.
You ever see that movie Cube? If ya' haven't, do. Or don't. Well this song reminds me of that movie, but in a good way, sorta. Dragnet and Peter Gunn by Art of Noise. Also by those Art of Noise bastards is this ever TWEAKED James Bond Theme. I'm sorry, I'm rage-filled at the moment. I wish I had my teddy to beat up. But here let me share. F**k Enoch by blankentry. God Bless The Child by Billie Holliday, a truly sick song, God bless the child that's got his own. Spice Up Your Life and Wannabe by The Spice Girls. More hate. The Devil by The Brothers Johnson.
My favorite was Victoria. And Sporty.
I gotta stop listening to that Tom Waites Hoist That Rag song that Vinyl Mine put up.
posted at 9:20
My favorite was Victoria. And Sporty.
I gotta stop listening to that Tom Waites Hoist That Rag song that Vinyl Mine put up.
posted at 9:20
Ya' ever read Pin by Robert R McCammon about the guy who's gonna stick his best friend Pin in his eye and then take his machine gun down to McDonalds?
Here,Spies by Jermaine Stewart. Spies, they wear trenchcoats, trenchcoats, trenchcoooats. Rhetoricpig DOES endorse this song.
Love hate, hate love. Love love, hate hate. Hate crack, love crack.
Your assignment, class, is to write a composition incorporating the following 5 elements. GO!
Walking on Thin Ice-KC Flight-I love this song
Shambles-KC Flight
Bad Boy-Gloria Estafan and the Miami Sound Machine
I Drank Satan's Blood-The Frugal Gourmet-I don't endorse this song
Shambles-KC Flight
Bad Boy-Gloria Estafan and the Miami Sound Machine
I Drank Satan's Blood-The Frugal Gourmet-I don't endorse this song
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
You too can be secretary of state. Even if you have a ghetto-ass name.
Would you like to touch my penis?-The Space Pirates
Carl's Jr. mix-The Space Pirates
Right Side Scratch-The Space Pirates
Feel the choad-Choad Effect
I'd be interested in anyone's opinion of the Carl's song.
Carl's Jr. mix-The Space Pirates
Right Side Scratch-The Space Pirates
Feel the choad-Choad Effect
I'd be interested in anyone's opinion of the Carl's song.
Something for everybody. Well, something for four different people.
Minor Threat-Seeing Red Kool Moe Dee-Little John
Kasenatz Katz Super Circus-Quick Joey Smalls-bubblegum!
Kurtis Blow and Dj AJ-Basketball
Ok, 3 people. Back off.
Kasenatz Katz Super Circus-Quick Joey Smalls-bubblegum!
Kurtis Blow and Dj AJ-Basketball
Ok, 3 people. Back off.
Monday, November 15, 2004
Julia Childs on being seen drinking straight outta the bottle of port, "I would never do that in public. That would be a horribly gauche thing to do..
..in public."
This Atari Teenage Riot song turns me on- Deutschland (Has Gotta Die!) and Marijuana in Your Brain by the Lords of Acid should make you feel something even if it's like you're back in junior high. So after all that it's sex time. So while you're making the beast with two backs you can put p.i.m.p. unwrapped by Hidden Beach on repeat or maybe PM Dawn's first album. No, I'm not postin' that.
This is the fourth damn time I've posted this and it keeps erasing itself so this time no beautiful Coop Voodoo-u cover.
This Atari Teenage Riot song turns me on- Deutschland (Has Gotta Die!) and Marijuana in Your Brain by the Lords of Acid should make you feel something even if it's like you're back in junior high. So after all that it's sex time. So while you're making the beast with two backs you can put p.i.m.p. unwrapped by Hidden Beach on repeat or maybe PM Dawn's first album. No, I'm not postin' that.
This is the fourth damn time I've posted this and it keeps erasing itself so this time no beautiful Coop Voodoo-u cover.
Sunday, November 14, 2004
An Eskimo showed me a movie...
An Eskimo showed me a movie
he'd recently taken of you
The poor man could hardly stop shivering
His lips and his fingers were blue
I suppose that he froze
when the wind tore off your clothes
and I guess he just never got warm
but you stand there so nice
in your blizzard of ice
Oh please let me come into the storm
Huh?
Was Ice-cube the greatest rap lyricist ever? F**k Tupac.
I'm talking about the days of South Central Cartel, World Class Wreckin' Cru, and N.W.A., period. During that time Ice-cube established himself as an artist. His rhymes are innovative, formal compositions with surprising changes in point-of-view, time, and context and ever-effective descriptions. As per this refrain from N.W.A.'s Dopeman
Cocaine. This shit's insane. Yo E, she's a berry let's run a train. Man I wouldn't touch that bitch! Me neither! Hoe go home and wash out your beaver!Huh? Great, huh? And,
and n****rs out there messing up people's health, yo what the f**k you got to say for yourself? Well, I'm the dopeman, yeah boy wear corduroy. Money up to here but unemployed. But keep smokin' that rock and my pocket's getting bigger. Yo got that five-o double up n****r! Yeah high rolling, big money I'm folding.Eazy-E and others' voices but for those three bands I mentioned it was pretty much always Cube's words.
As for later work, I guess that song about him having a good day wasn't so dumb.
A moment of silence for Ol' Dirty. Shut up Skank!
mp3 Hay Budty-Ralph
I was never a big WuTang fan 'cause I didn't hear enough flair or difference in their voices. Lotsa rappers have that problem. ODB didn't suffer from that. He had something we all wanted. What was it? Style? Humor? Anger? Maybe he was just an artist that rocked, one that kicked ass and didn't bother takin' names. Hmmm. 35, f**k I gotta get on the ball!
I was never a big WuTang fan 'cause I didn't hear enough flair or difference in their voices. Lotsa rappers have that problem. ODB didn't suffer from that. He had something we all wanted. What was it? Style? Humor? Anger? Maybe he was just an artist that rocked, one that kicked ass and didn't bother takin' names. Hmmm. 35, f**k I gotta get on the ball!
POLL: Is anything more than feudalism a gift from our rulers/oppressors?
Say A Little Prayer-by Bomb the Bass I Don't Wanna Dance- by Eddy Grant
I wanted to put up White Boys by The Culture Club but that'll have'ta wait.
I wanted to put up White Boys by The Culture Club but that'll have'ta wait.
I really have no idea what this is that I'm offering you.
Pesenka trubadura by Oleg Anofriev
Pesnya razboynikov by Oleg Anofriev
Pesenka korolevskoy ohrani by Oleg Anofriev
But I like it.
Pesnya razboynikov by Oleg Anofriev
Pesenka korolevskoy ohrani by Oleg Anofriev
But I like it.
Why did Michael Jackson dress up as Angus Young for his initial arraignment?
This is one of my favorite AC/DC tracks. Which is saying alot.
If You Want Blood (live) by AC/DC
So, James Vance blows his face off and Judas Priest gets labeled the 'devil group', but Richard Ramirez gouges out old lady's eyes while listening to AC/DC and it rolls right offa them like water and a duck's back. Where's the sense in that?
If You Want Blood (live) by AC/DC
So, James Vance blows his face off and Judas Priest gets labeled the 'devil group', but Richard Ramirez gouges out old lady's eyes while listening to AC/DC and it rolls right offa them like water and a duck's back. Where's the sense in that?
Mmmm, aspic.
I don't allow myself to listen to Tool because it adversely affects me. But Olivelawn's Hate is so groovy. I wantum more Olivelawn.
-sigh-
-sigh-
Saturday, November 13, 2004
I want to be able to label people as 'evildoers' with no misgivings.
Really, I do.
Here's Sound-System by Herbie Hancock from the same named album
But misgivings arise. I guess my minds been twisted beyond hope by all the creme-filled pinkos.
Here's Sound-System by Herbie Hancock from the same named album
But misgivings arise. I guess my minds been twisted beyond hope by all the creme-filled pinkos.
...their will is confirmed in evil.
Chewy chewy by Ohio Express-mmm, bubblegum-sorry 'bout the scratches, deal.
Rhetoricpig doesn't just push liberal drivel, rhetoricpig also pushes conservative drivel. Here is a nice set of Catholic radio audio archives.Catholic Answers Live
Washington Catholic Radio
Catholic Multimedia Links
I'll be using them... maybe. Will you? Tell me if you want more. heh
Rhetoricpig doesn't just push liberal drivel, rhetoricpig also pushes conservative drivel. Here is a nice set of Catholic radio audio archives.Catholic Answers Live
Washington Catholic Radio
Catholic Multimedia Links
I'll be using them... maybe. Will you? Tell me if you want more. heh
I've got a crush on you.
here
1 champs de elysse
2 milford
3 tu es fuoto
4 VA au diable
And here's a pic of In-Grid.
Ronnie Laws - Friends and Strangers - side A
1 Goodtime Ride
2 Saturday Evening
3 Friends and Strangers
4 Nuthin' 'Bout Nuthin
Don't be Chester. Child molestor.
Here's another old skool gem. But you may want to think before you bump it while circling your local elementary skool. Jail Bait-West Coast Crew-KMA Records 1986
Oh....my....gawd!
I ain't never heard this delicious piece of tripe before. Star Trekkin' by Firm or The Firm. If you feel you can adequately describe this tune, please leave a comment. 'Cause I can't.
I want a woman with a good heart and lungs.
In 1986 when I wish I'd been breakdancing I was listening to Def Lepard and Pet Shop Boys. Well, in '86 Alice Cooper had been doing this sh!t for 17 years already! So Constrictor is to a degree a whack piece of work. What I like about it is this. Ya' know that you can look at most 'pop' songs in more than one way. You can listen to most songs literally but also interpret all the lyrics through the lens of love and sex. Not Alice. All his songs need be interpreted through the lens of serial murder and death, even the love songs. Especially the love songs. So here's Constrictor in all it's glory.
1. Teenage Frankenstein
2. Give it up
3. Thrill My Gorilla
4. Life and Death of the Party
5. Simple Disobedience
6. The World Needs Guts
7. Trick Bag
8. Crawlin'
9. The Great American Access Story
10. He's Back (The Man Behind The Mask)
I recommend #s 6 and 10.
1. Teenage Frankenstein
2. Give it up
3. Thrill My Gorilla
4. Life and Death of the Party
5. Simple Disobedience
6. The World Needs Guts
7. Trick Bag
8. Crawlin'
9. The Great American Access Story
10. He's Back (The Man Behind The Mask)
I recommend #s 6 and 10.
My rhetoric diet for Friday.
mp3 The Kinks-All day and all of the night
Pacifica and Amy Goodman's Democracy Now for 11/12. 60 min.
4-6pm kpfk's afternoon show w/ Jerry Quigley(So what you're sayin? Is that you're a communist?) and the free speech radio news.
Air america's Mike Malloy's show for 11/11 90 mins
30min April Winchell on MrKABC's show
I've currently going on an hour of Mike Gallagher on the Salem Radio Network, and if you've heard of those others then you're probably not a fan of Mr.Gallagher.
I hate this sh!t.
Don't get me wrong, not Mike, all of it.
Pacifica and Amy Goodman's Democracy Now for 11/12. 60 min.
4-6pm kpfk's afternoon show w/ Jerry Quigley(So what you're sayin? Is that you're a communist?) and the free speech radio news.
Air america's Mike Malloy's show for 11/11 90 mins
30min April Winchell on MrKABC's show
I've currently going on an hour of Mike Gallagher on the Salem Radio Network, and if you've heard of those others then you're probably not a fan of Mr.Gallagher.
I hate this sh!t.
Don't get me wrong, not Mike, all of it.
How many of the blogs...
on the net are along these lines: I'm here in Singapore and my love has spurned me yet I will blog about him/her till I die? Jeez!
mp3 Alf-here kitty kitty kitty.
mp3 Alf-here kitty kitty kitty.
Do not kill cops. Don't.
Rhetoricpig says the state of rhetoric in the US is in a whack manic state of flux. I'll leave it at this 'Why don't certain people secede their heads from their asses?"
Friday, November 12, 2004
A political fairy tale.
mp3-A cowboy's work is never done-Sonny and Cher-don't let anyone tell you SnC weren't funky-they thought this ali baba beat sounded western
Lyndon Baines Johnson future president and husband of the wonderfully named Ladybird Johnson was involved in the political fight of his life. So, his opponent was no politician, he was a pig farmer, a Nebraskan pig farmer, a simple guy. Johnson calls in his campaign manager, 'Joe, I want ya' ta leak to all papers that there's rumors abounding that old Bob f*cks his hogs.''I WILL DO NO SUCH THING! You have no proof. Nobody's gonna believe it.''Probably not. But see here, old Bob's gonna have to make a statement, defend himself if ya' will. And when he does? He'll be talking about f*cking hogs.' Johnson won.
And Sonny and Cher are funky as hell.
Lyndon Baines Johnson future president and husband of the wonderfully named Ladybird Johnson was involved in the political fight of his life. So, his opponent was no politician, he was a pig farmer, a Nebraskan pig farmer, a simple guy. Johnson calls in his campaign manager, 'Joe, I want ya' ta leak to all papers that there's rumors abounding that old Bob f*cks his hogs.''I WILL DO NO SUCH THING! You have no proof. Nobody's gonna believe it.''Probably not. But see here, old Bob's gonna have to make a statement, defend himself if ya' will. And when he does? He'll be talking about f*cking hogs.' Johnson won.
And Sonny and Cher are funky as hell.
Rush Limbaugh DOES NOT buy his hillbilly heroin from Kurtis Blow.
So this song is better attributed to Dj AJ but it's on Kurtis Blow's album. Point being this, I've long known that the world is a strange and ever-changing place. And it struck me as such when I heard the following song used as the bumper music on the Rush Limbaugh show. mp3-AJ Scratch
This one's for you DB.
Smurf Rock-Gigolo Tony '84 - You may have noticed more than a few of my posts. Ahem- I am celebrating my new found faculties of webhosting and file uploading. Bowzer!
Casa di casa.
Electoral college system for new M n' M color?
Please. Don't spit on me.
Touch Tone-The Bar-kays' Nightcruising, polygram '81.
The Plot-Lalo Schifrin's music from Mission Impossible, dot I guess '63.
And remember Rhetoricpig's advice, leave the squares alone and quit whining. And how about our new Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez. Have you heard him talk? He makes me sound Mexican.
The Plot-Lalo Schifrin's music from Mission Impossible, dot I guess '63.
And remember Rhetoricpig's advice, leave the squares alone and quit whining. And how about our new Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez. Have you heard him talk? He makes me sound Mexican.
It's an 'eff your responsibilities' Friday.
Bobby Jimmy and the Critters-Gotta Potty -0ff Roaches-The Beginning 1986 Macola
Critters-Unknown DJ, Bo, General Jeff, Arabian Prince, Morrie and Jerry, Don the M, Egyptian Lover, and Terry (The Vocalist) Young.
Question: Did Bobby Jimmy, who always said he was just a comedian. Did Bobby Jimmy know his beats were better than most all of the well payed rappers?
Pass gas but don't pass up on this song.
Critters-Unknown DJ, Bo, General Jeff, Arabian Prince, Morrie and Jerry, Don the M, Egyptian Lover, and Terry (The Vocalist) Young.
Question: Did Bobby Jimmy, who always said he was just a comedian. Did Bobby Jimmy know his beats were better than most all of the well payed rappers?
Pass gas but don't pass up on this song.
Thursday, November 11, 2004
I got the thickest, richest chocalate mousse. I bet you can't eat more than a sliver. Hell yeah! I'm finally in full effect!
This is the Robo Cop Instrumental by The Sleeze Boyz
produced by Scan Thomas, Rappinstine, Theodore Miiller co-produced by Simply Raw drum programs: Rappinstine, Dr. Dre
1988 Sheik records Robo Cop-Theodore Miller-Scan Thomas
I said watch this space. Oh and why the instrumental? I can't just start with the best.
Coming soon-Bi9-e Smalls Music Fun Enterprises Groupies dirty jam.
produced by Scan Thomas, Rappinstine, Theodore Miiller co-produced by Simply Raw drum programs: Rappinstine, Dr. Dre
1988 Sheik records Robo Cop-Theodore Miller-Scan Thomas
I said watch this space. Oh and why the instrumental? I can't just start with the best.
Coming soon-Bi9-e Smalls Music Fun Enterprises Groupies dirty jam.
*WATCH THIS SPACE*
I am so close to getting my record collection available to the WORLD WIDE WEB! So, watch this space.
Aaaagh! A butterfly! Run!
In UHF Weird Al Yankovic professes that his favorite food is a Twinkie with the cream removed and replaced with cheezwiz and a hotdog. That's what I have for you. TV theme goodness. Bosom buddies. Danger Mouse. Dastardly and Muttley and their Flying Machines. Loopy De Loop. As an example of one the sh*tiest artistic decisions ever here is the second Bosom Buddies theme. *Today's no opinion MP3* Benson.
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
I apologize
Rhetoricpig receives negative review!!
# posted by Dollabillyall : 5:30 PM
mp3 reversespeech John Kerry-Send him to serve with your mouth
While I do appreciate the intensity of the opinion, I need to know why before I LOG OFF. Is it because I'm lame, or stupid, or rude, or not funny. C'mon let a guy know. Lord knows I've tried to be all those things. P.s. I didn't even know I was on the interwebs. Maybe that's the problem, I wandered away from the internet and have landed in the sh*t music, pussy interwebs. C'mon ya f**ck let me know how I bothered you, don't just flame your own screen.
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
How do you spell 'boozhy'?
'urp, 'ay Cletus wass 'is 'ere there queer.... thing? Spoken word poetry? Microtonal? Rhetoricpig hates spoken word poetry. What's microtonal? Sherrifs sic of the Void-Green eyes. Bovine life-Bagpuss. The Industrial Wiping System-Kaliemia(there's a umlat on the 'e')pt2. Did you know that fisherman is the most dangerous job, not spy, or bullfighter, or race car driver, or soldier, or cop. Nope, fisherman. Oh, Vitaminic.
Monday, November 08, 2004
I just planted a crunk bush so soon it'll be crunk juice for everybody.
Turn down the lights, get out the case of wine, and put on the soothing sounds of Jimmy Dean?
Gawd damn! I found some stuff that should be in my record collection. Again....gawd damn! Biz Markie and Big Daddy Kane freestyle beatbox (explicit), BDP feat. D-Nice Breath Control, and Rza and Rhazel boxin'. And that pic, I found at, I don't know, some Russian site dedicated to women's strength, I'm thinkin' about taking up judo. Oh yeah the Box is slippery when wet.
And that title pretty much describes my previous life.
And that title pretty much describes my previous life.
*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*
Do you have Audio Hijack from Rogue Amoeba? Get it. Mp3search.ru is awesome. They say it's legal, I dunno. 10 cents a song and some weird stuff. t-talkin' 'bout my d-d-demographic is a really impressive link list. And since I'm rhetoricpig, the Federation of American Scientists' FAS' Intelligence Resource Program is a thorough and frequently updated guide to the world's spy agencies. 'ere, some reversespeech: all the prez, We aim to scalp, unannounced (that one rocks), Stealth, misuse it, The sheriff is an imbecile, Hear the servant. Enjoy.
Sunday, November 07, 2004
Being a great artist doesn't make one a great person.
I should know. I'm a great artist and I'm not even a good person. No wait, I'm a great person and not any sort of artist. In that vein here's Doug E. Fresh's Do the beatbox. And Doug and Slick Rick's La di da di. Pop cork, get ice, pour. Baudelaire said an artist is as an albatross, clumsy and foolish on the ground, otherwordly in the air.
If your mother only knew.
That's a definite beatbox jam by Rhazel. Pseudoephedrine. Chimp scream. Gorilla belch and chestbeat. Grey-cheeked mangabey whoop. Black and white colobus roar.
If someone could send me a copy of the blogger code of ethics I'd much appreciate it.
Saturday, November 06, 2004
Yasir! Yasir! Right away sir!
Since I'm the rhetoricpig I need to share a little rhetoric. Here's Ralph Schoenman and Mya Shone's People zappers - the future is now. I hadn't heard this sub-par Wesley Willis ditty The Chickencow and here is Steve Steponaitis' rather sinister I know where your kids go.
Sammy Davis Jr., Lucille Ball, a glass eye, a glass table, and a bowel movement.
dprk-china friendship tower badge
Herve was Tattoo on Fantasy Island. Hey, I'm just trying to help the ignorant. And I looooove that Sammy Davis Jr. croon, whoooeee.
Be happy, oriental flower commands!
I like women that can kick my ass. Especially these. Everybody already loves the 5.6.7.8.s but who can get enough. 'ere Dance in the avenue a, The barracuda, Edie is a sweet candy, Scream, and Long tall sally. Thanks Fujiiya's 5.6.7.8.s site
Friday, November 05, 2004
Crunch, crunch, I love hairy bugs.
No fat bangin' beats today, just some odd junk. From the Oddball Auditorium Archive we have The Woolworth Managers Work Song and toot toot ding ding, and from No Idea we have Jud Jud's Fast song. I like that woolworth song, the others, eh.
Here.
Here.
In 1891, WPI's class of 1893 gave the charge of their mascot, a black goat, to a Japanese student by the name of Gompei Kuwada. Difficulties arose in taking care of it, so the goat was beheaded and mounted.And later bronzed and given a tiny body.
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Be nice to your momma. -sniff-
Here is the retiring Gordyboy's Music to clean out your closet by easy-listening Eminem. Then we got a 15yr old dj xnet playing with his new mixer, Can-can you sample. And the Care Bears countdown. Pish posh
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Baby. You get your own post.
This guy dj xnet took all the speech out of GW's speech and left just the silence, crackling, breathing, and strange pinging reverberations of the senate floor. 'ere 2.50 silence
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Will the word 'bush' ever regain it's vaginal glory? If I'm not the last to hear about mash master Pojmasta, then who is?
Hello again, stoned fools, old people, effetes, gangsta rappers, and fine women. I'm thinking my readership is primarily in the effetes and stoned fools category but, hey. Pojmasta rocks 'ight. We got Rap attack, Justins gay lapdance, and Socialist-Catholic mutilation. Trust me. This will make up for some mean s**t I did in my past life as larger, meaner, bully mealworm.
*hilarious title to come*
So I got a new best imaginary friend. His name is Hugh Manatee. And he plays music. I've been listening to that special olympics song I linked to on Sunday. Here's some more Faberge eggs. Chinkatron-whoaa, Robots, Slave, nipple-toucher, and Nature's ninja, the American Indian Anti-defamation League is already on his ass about that last song so they don't need to hear from you. Should I give some description or warning? Sometimes it sounds like he uses an iron lung as his backup beat.
Election scandal!! Edible ballots!!
Monday, November 01, 2004
W tears out Kerry's throat! Democratic challenger dead! Bloody-faced Bush going to prison. Pardon expected from President Nader.
Here we have definitive proof that glue is abused in Argentina-Plastic Fever's Mike. Glue is fine for me and you but Sweden's Magicboys demand only the finest jet-fuel. Here is the jawdropping Me & my bitches.
More muzic to come, offa my back monkey! Don't sniff jet-fuel, it will turn you into a whore.
More muzic to come, offa my back monkey! Don't sniff jet-fuel, it will turn you into a whore.
